So shaving using conditioner is one of the best decisions of my life
- Creep: *towards my female friend and I* You two would look good together
- Me: I think Steve Buscemi is one of the sexiest mfs. If that's not the straightest thing I don't know what else is
just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.