the motto
  • Creep: *towards my female friend and I* You two would look good together
  • Me: I think Steve Buscemi is one of the sexiest mfs. If that's not the straightest thing I don't know what else is
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So shaving using conditioner is one of the best decisions of my life

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just a heads up, if i ever weird you out on any level, too friendly, too flirty, anything at all, i encourage you to be very vocal towards me about it to make sure i dont continue to make you uncomfortable. i dont want anyone feeling like im not someone they can trust and be comfortable around.

(Source: littlemammal, via fueledbyearlgrey)

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a good way to confuse people is to yell ‘hipster aesthetic’ out loud because it’s 2014 and neither of those two words mean anything anymore

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That… Is not what I expected